I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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