As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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