Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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