I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I am naked and annoyed.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Randomize