I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
