I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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