what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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