I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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