its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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