Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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