Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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