Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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