No, you can still breathe under the balls.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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