Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
me + whiskey = a bad person
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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