Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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