He kissed a someone with a penis
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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