He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Randomize