you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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