yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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