I wish I only lived at night.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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