I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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