But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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