Its about making memories worth repressing
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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