At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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