we're chasing vodka with high fives
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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