Ambien. No doubt about it.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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