There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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