So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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