You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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