That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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