i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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