id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Just pee around me
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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