All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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