But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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