tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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