she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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