You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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