did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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