OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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