You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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