And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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