I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Randomize
