a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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