Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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