we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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