i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
