People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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