Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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