I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So vagazzling was a success
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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