You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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