Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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