The best revenge is premature balding
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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