How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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