i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I have post one night stand depression
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