I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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