Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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