I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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