We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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